Bollywood Poker Finals!

Simpson's go to Bollywood

If you don't give my football back, I'm gonna get my dad on you!!

I love the new 'Impossible is Nothing' Adidas ads for the World Cup.
As a child you always dream of playing with your idols and playing like them and with them. So they made an ad based on that idea.
Very creative and well made.
Nice song in the background too. Eanie Meanie by Jim Noir.
Product: Adidas
Title: Equipo(Part I) and Partido(Part II)
Agency: 180 Amsterdam

Here are the ads:
Part I: Equipo


Part II: Partido


Part III: Behind the Scenes

Imagine you're invisible

IndiaUncut has brought up interesting question in his blog...

Q: What would you do if you had a foolproof invisible cloak?

If I had the power to become invisible wearing the cloak, I would become my SuperHero Mr.India and

1. Go and find the person who I think is already wearing an invisible cloak... Mr. Osama Bin Laden and kill him.
2. Blow up all the terrorist camps across the border.
3. Carve my face on Mount Rushmore and write below the carving, "This man is Great".
4. (this is sad but) I would put in ex-captain Sourav Ganguly's name in the Indian Cricket squad and make sure that Kiran More and Chappel can't change the decision

Retirement Options for LeBron James

Every time i watch a Cleveland Cavs game they keep showin LeBron James biting the shit out of his nails.

He first locates which skin around the nails look good...then he goes for the kill and bites em...takes em out and then chews the crap out of it. He remembers to chew more than 10 times which will help him digest the skin better.
Other times, he shows he doesn’t have nail clippers at home and trims his nails and spits em out.

So honoring his tremendous extra curricular nail biting activity, I found some pics and blog posts where Piston fans have found the best after retirement options for King James.
Enjoy.

Quotes from the movie 'Office Space' that sum up my current life!

Peter: "Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Dr. Swanson (Michael McShane): "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Dr. Swanson: "Wow, that's messed up."

(This is basically how I feel 88% of the times during the week)
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Female Temp: "Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

(I just frikkin hate it when anyone at work says that on Monday mornings!!!)
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Michael: "P.C. load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

(I get a frikkin "P.C. Paper Load" error everytime i wanna print something even when the papertray is fully loaded!!!)
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Peter: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
Bob Porter: "Don't-- Don't care?"
Peter: "It's a problem of motivation, alright. Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see a dime. So where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now."
Bob Slydell: "I beg your pardon?"
Peter: "Eight bosses."
Bob Slydell: "Eight?"
Peter: "Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight diffenert people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hasseled. That and the fear losing my job. But you know, Bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
(For me, it is a problem of motivation to work now!! I work my ass off everyday, and I don't see an extra dime handed to me... I don't see even a small % of appreciation from management and mostly I don't see the respect for my professional demands or wants of particular things from Senior Management.... how can I find some motivation after this!!!)

Amazing Video showing the India Pak Border

This is a really cool video showing the India-Pakistan Border closing ceremony at Wagah.
This is done every day i guess or once or twice every week and attracts tons and tons of people to cheer their country. Its really cool how both the sides have this coreographed so well and then at the end of the ceremony both the soldiers shake hands and peace out.
Wagah border is definitely one of the places in my list of tourist spots i wanna check out.
Enjoy the video.

Awesome scene from the movie Rounders

http://s26.putfile.com/videos/b5-32306193835.wmv

I would recommend anyone who likes taking risks to watch this movie!!!

Dogs shud be treated as Dogs on Planet Earth!!!

So my never ending hatred for dogs continues....I don't really hate them or something but there are some dogs and dog owners who just piss me off cuz they take it to the extreme...
I don't understand y people love having pets like dogs and cats in their house. Nowdays its so bad that people enjoy the company of their pets but will bitch about other people or children in their residential localities!!!! WTF.... People spend hundreds of dollars every month on their pets needs.... now wouldn't it make a difference to spend that money on someone of the same species, say like .... HUMAN BEINGS, wud make life in this world so much better. The situation now is becomin so bad that people prefer having a dog instead of reproducing, ... is it so bad to have a baby compared to havin a dog!!!... COMEON!!! The system is so wrong in our world tht pets like dogs get more leverage than humans....

• Dogs can pee anywhere they want to on the road but if I do the same after comin out of a bar or a club i get a Urinating in Public ticket slapped at me by the popo.
• Dogs can stink up ur home howmuch ever they want to but if i come stinkin its a problem.
• Dogs can run behind people walkin on the streets threatning to bite them but if i run after u wanting to hurt u or bite ur ass(not in a kinky way) then i can be sent in the slammer.
• People r ok about picking up dog shit from the pavement but if a human being shits the same way then its yucky and disgusting.... like dog poo has some kind of cleanlisness abt it!
• U can leash ur dog(pet) but if i leash a girl and walk around the house or backyard it is said to be unusal behavior ....
  
• U can buy dogs from the store but if u buy a member of the opposite sex, it is an offense!

This double standards towards human beings on our own planet is proposterous.
Wake up people... smell the coffee.... oh i guess u can't cuz u rather have to wake up smellin ur dog/cats peee in ur home! RIDUCULOUS!

One more reason why u shouldn't have pets!

Cheating hubby exposed by parrot

A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name.

Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, after she heard their 12-year-old parrot Hugo impersonating him on the phone to another woman.

Petra, of Freiburg, Germany, said: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.

"Frank asking who's at the door, Frank yelling at our nephews, Frank telling me he loved me. And then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying "Uta, Uta"."

Petra turned the house upside down and found two plane tickets for a weekend break in Paris booked for her husband - and a mystery woman named Uta.

She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1623396.html?menu=news.quirkies

I never saw this coming!

WOW... So supposedly there are rumors going around that Colts start QB Payton Manning may be homosexual! When I heard this i was shocked! I was like WOW...i didn't see that comin.
So rumor has it that he is flaming around with Kenny Chesney, who is a country music singer. Kenny Chesney used to date Renee Zellewegger. They broke off and the reason behind it seems to be Manning.
I guess Kenny was humping her to cover up for his actual likings. When things got out of control, she came to know whats happenin, they broke off. Kenny and Payton have a supposedly really reaally close friendship/relationship.These pics surely prove it.

I still don't believe that Payton swings the other way but hey... u never know. All we can do now is wait and see if Kenny and Payton execute a spread offense well enuf to get them to the Super Bowl ;-)

Anyways i got this story from these blogs/articles:

• http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2005/09/is-this-real-reason-for-renees.html

• http://celebrityinbox.com/2005/09/17/is-kenny-gay-the-renee-zellweger-and-kenny-chesney-saga-continutes

Is Kenny Chesney Gay? : The Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Saga Continutes

This story seems to have legs.

Attorney Raoul Feder told a reporter from the New York Daily News that, “The usual fraud is a refusal to have children. Or you see it if somebody is homosexual, or has some kind of disease, or claims they’re from nobility when they’re not.”

New York Daily News is also reporting that according to ESPN Hollywood, Kenny Chesney is getting advice from his “best friend, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning.” Who Knew?

An article from May on MsNBC.com gives a little insight (or a horrible joke gone awry) when they quote Country Star Tim McGraw as saying, ““I thought he was gay for the longest time! This surprised the hell out of me!”

But Chesney’s spokesperson told the Cleveland Plain Dealer’s Chuck Yarborough, “He’s unequivocally not gay. He has no problem with how other people live their lives, but for him, it’s a straight world.” Cue Kramer flying in Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment already.

Felder told New York Daily News that “The basic advantage [to an annulment] is that at a cocktail party when the guy asks if you were ever married, you can say no.” Our advice, Renee? Take the quickie divorce. Everyone knows you were married.

Tim McGraw - I thought Kenny Chesney was gay.
Renee cites fraud, but sez it’s no slap

Crap I got sucked in

Dammmitt, I got sucked into starting a blog. Might as well start bloggin!