You know what really grinds my gears?

PEOPLE WHO WALK TOO FRIKKIN SLOWLY ON A CROWDED STREET!

Seriously, whats the deal with that! You live in a frikkin big city where people have shit to do. You walk slowly, u frikkin slow me down... that sets a chain of events which slows down life and BOOM... everyone is late!
Picture this: A young man is trying to get to a date or an executive is trying to get to a meeting .. and is walking to the train station. Just at that time a young couple all full of love for each other r walking hand in hand right in the middle of the frikkin pavement. U can't go in front of them from the left or from the right cuz either people r coming from the other side or some stooopid dog is walking. Now that makes the young intelligent man walk slowly, miss his 1st train and wait for the 2nd one. That means his date is already there and she is waiting. They get together and order food, but now as they r late, they have to wait for a table and then food takes more time. The executive who was goin for his meeting misses the train, is late for his meeting, client is waiting, client goes to pee, young man comes in, he thinks the client is late and in turn both are late for the meeting in each others eyes! NOW because of 2 frikkin people walking slowly, so many people are forced to slow down their life. So much time is wasted!!!

SO AMERICA!!! PLEASE DON'T FALL IN LOVE AND WALK SLOWLY! BE SMART AND GET THINGS DONE FASTER! AND REMEMBER, IF U FIND A GIRL WHO WALKS SLOWLY, GET RID OF HER AND GIMME HER NUMBER!!!!!!

Orkut

Orkut is just one more way Google has become addictive.
So i just registered at Orkut.com today. Its like Friendster and Facebook, which helps me keep in touch with people in the US. Now Orkut is like HUGE in India.
Believe it or not, I think i saw profiles of people i haven't met or kept in touch with for almost 8 years.
There was this Group for my high school and OMG!!! People do look different. Though im not sure if they r who i think they are. Its crazy.

Jump In My Car

The world ain’t all of sunshine and rainbows,
It’s a very rough mean place,
And no matter how tough you think you are,
It will always bring you to your knees and keep you there …
Permanently … if you let it
You are nobody … Ain’t never gonna hit as hard as life.

But it ain’t about how hard you hit,
It’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward,
How much you can take, and keep moving forward,
If you know what your worth, go out and get what your worth,
But you got to be willing to take the hit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGKpHm8ty38

You know what really grinds my gears?

You know what really grinds my gears?

People roaming around stark naked in the mens dressing room. Do u really have to walk around talking to people while having ur ding dongs dropping down? Y cant people just cover it up with a towel!!!
So i was taking out my bag from the locker and was sitting on the bench. This dude who has his locker 4-5 feet away from me comes out from the shower naked and has his spring rolls facing me and cleaning his ears... I mean WTF. Howmuch ever i tried not to look, it was just something u can't avoid type of situation. NASTY ... i felt like puking rite there. Nastiest crap is looking at a big fat dude naked, trying to wear his underwear ... OMG ... FUNNY and HORRIBLE!!!!! I felt like removing my lenses and blinding myself rite there!
Y can't they just have a Brokeback section and Straight section in the dressing room. that way all the shameless people will be in one area and all the decent people will be on the other side! This would make things so much more better.

Oh... another awkward moment was when i went back to get my bag from the locker, some dudes just came out of the shower and naturally were wearing nothing, and the song playing in the room was by The Beatles - "I wanna hold ur hand". I got the fuck outta there in record time. YUCK!

Awesome Business Idea

Are u pissed off about ur life? Are u feeling frustrated by daily work pressures? Are u sick of listenin to ur girl-friend blabbering to you about something u don't give a shit about?
DO U WANT TO TAKE OUT THAT FRUSTRATION....IF YES THEN COME, LETS GO TO 'The Rising Sun Anger Release Bar'.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5251952.stm

A bar in eastern China has come up with a novel way of attracting clients - they are allowed to beat up the staff. Clients can ask the men to dress as the character they wish to attack.
This is what people had to say about it ...
"Pressure in today's society comes from just about anywhere, from family or from work, from your boss or your girlfriend. We get no place to vent anger," said salesman Chen Liang.

"The idea of beating someone decorated as your boss seems attractive."

If you want a handsome ...

Hilarious song from I think a telegu movie. Hehehe....
It goes like this:
"Dude: If you want a handsome wife/life(cant understand)then shake my hand and walk with me,
Girl: naughty, naughty, naughty
Dude: Sweety Sweety sweety
Girl: If you want a beautiful girlfriend do come here and feel my love,
Dude: Sweety Sweety sweety
Girl: oh naughty, naughty, naughty"

I am convinced that South Indian movie directors are the horniest in the nation!! and how the hell does a dude like tht get to be an actor...

A Letter to the Terrorists from Bombay-ites!

Dear Terrorist,

Even if you are not reading this we don't care.

Time and again you tried to disturb us and disrupt our life -- killing innocent civilians by planting bombs in trains, buses and cars. You have tried hard to bring death and destruction, cause panic and fear and create communal disharmony. But every time you were unsuccessful.

Do you know how difficult life in Mumbai is? Do you know what it takes for us to earn that single rupee? If you wanted to shock us, then we are sorry to say that you failed miserably. Better look elsewhere.

We are not Hindus and Muslims or Gujaratis and Marathis or Punjabis and Bengalis. Nor do we distinguish ourselves as owners or workers, government employees or private employees.

We are Mumbaikars, or Bombay-ites, if you like. We will not allow you to disrupt our life like this.

On the last few occasions when you struck -- including the many deadly blasts in a single day killing over 250 people and injuring many more in 1993 -- we went to work the next day in full strength.

This time, we were back to normal within a few hours -- the vendors taking their next order, businessmen finalising the next deals and the office workers rushing to catch the next train. Yes, the same train you targeted.

Fathom this: Within three hours of the blasts, long queues of blood donating volunteers were seen outside various hospitals where most of the injured were admitted. The next day, schools and offices functioned. The city has simply moved on, perhaps with greater vigour.

We are Mumbaikars and we live like brothers in times like this. So, do not dare to threaten us with your crackers.

The spirit of Mumbai is too strong for you to handle.

Please forward this to others. Your fellow terrorists in Afghanistan, Pakistan or Iraq can also learn some important lessons from this.

Unflinchingly yours,
The people of Mumbai

http://us.rediff.com/news/2006/jul/12blastreaders.htm?q=np&file=.htm

Rocky Balboa is BACK!!!!

Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo

Bollywood Poker Finals!

Simpson's go to Bollywood

If you don't give my football back, I'm gonna get my dad on you!!

I love the new 'Impossible is Nothing' Adidas ads for the World Cup.
As a child you always dream of playing with your idols and playing like them and with them. So they made an ad based on that idea.
Very creative and well made.
Nice song in the background too. Eanie Meanie by Jim Noir.
Product: Adidas
Title: Equipo(Part I) and Partido(Part II)
Agency: 180 Amsterdam

Here are the ads:
Part I: Equipo


Part II: Partido


Part III: Behind the Scenes

Imagine you're invisible

IndiaUncut has brought up interesting question in his blog...

Q: What would you do if you had a foolproof invisible cloak?

If I had the power to become invisible wearing the cloak, I would become my SuperHero Mr.India and

1. Go and find the person who I think is already wearing an invisible cloak... Mr. Osama Bin Laden and kill him.
2. Blow up all the terrorist camps across the border.
3. Carve my face on Mount Rushmore and write below the carving, "This man is Great".
4. (this is sad but) I would put in ex-captain Sourav Ganguly's name in the Indian Cricket squad and make sure that Kiran More and Chappel can't change the decision

Retirement Options for LeBron James

Every time i watch a Cleveland Cavs game they keep showin LeBron James biting the shit out of his nails.

He first locates which skin around the nails look good...then he goes for the kill and bites em...takes em out and then chews the crap out of it. He remembers to chew more than 10 times which will help him digest the skin better.
Other times, he shows he doesn’t have nail clippers at home and trims his nails and spits em out.

So honoring his tremendous extra curricular nail biting activity, I found some pics and blog posts where Piston fans have found the best after retirement options for King James.
Enjoy.

Quotes from the movie 'Office Space' that sum up my current life!

Peter: "Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Dr. Swanson (Michael McShane): "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Dr. Swanson: "Wow, that's messed up."

(This is basically how I feel 88% of the times during the week)
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Female Temp: "Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

(I just frikkin hate it when anyone at work says that on Monday mornings!!!)
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Michael: "P.C. load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

(I get a frikkin "P.C. Paper Load" error everytime i wanna print something even when the papertray is fully loaded!!!)
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Peter: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
Bob Porter: "Don't-- Don't care?"
Peter: "It's a problem of motivation, alright. Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see a dime. So where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now."
Bob Slydell: "I beg your pardon?"
Peter: "Eight bosses."
Bob Slydell: "Eight?"
Peter: "Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight diffenert people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hasseled. That and the fear losing my job. But you know, Bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
(For me, it is a problem of motivation to work now!! I work my ass off everyday, and I don't see an extra dime handed to me... I don't see even a small % of appreciation from management and mostly I don't see the respect for my professional demands or wants of particular things from Senior Management.... how can I find some motivation after this!!!)

Amazing Video showing the India Pak Border

This is a really cool video showing the India-Pakistan Border closing ceremony at Wagah.
This is done every day i guess or once or twice every week and attracts tons and tons of people to cheer their country. Its really cool how both the sides have this coreographed so well and then at the end of the ceremony both the soldiers shake hands and peace out.
Wagah border is definitely one of the places in my list of tourist spots i wanna check out.
Enjoy the video.

Awesome scene from the movie Rounders

http://s26.putfile.com/videos/b5-32306193835.wmv

I would recommend anyone who likes taking risks to watch this movie!!!

Dogs shud be treated as Dogs on Planet Earth!!!

So my never ending hatred for dogs continues....I don't really hate them or something but there are some dogs and dog owners who just piss me off cuz they take it to the extreme...
I don't understand y people love having pets like dogs and cats in their house. Nowdays its so bad that people enjoy the company of their pets but will bitch about other people or children in their residential localities!!!! WTF.... People spend hundreds of dollars every month on their pets needs.... now wouldn't it make a difference to spend that money on someone of the same species, say like .... HUMAN BEINGS, wud make life in this world so much better. The situation now is becomin so bad that people prefer having a dog instead of reproducing, ... is it so bad to have a baby compared to havin a dog!!!... COMEON!!! The system is so wrong in our world tht pets like dogs get more leverage than humans....

• Dogs can pee anywhere they want to on the road but if I do the same after comin out of a bar or a club i get a Urinating in Public ticket slapped at me by the popo.
• Dogs can stink up ur home howmuch ever they want to but if i come stinkin its a problem.
• Dogs can run behind people walkin on the streets threatning to bite them but if i run after u wanting to hurt u or bite ur ass(not in a kinky way) then i can be sent in the slammer.
• People r ok about picking up dog shit from the pavement but if a human being shits the same way then its yucky and disgusting.... like dog poo has some kind of cleanlisness abt it!
• U can leash ur dog(pet) but if i leash a girl and walk around the house or backyard it is said to be unusal behavior ....
  
• U can buy dogs from the store but if u buy a member of the opposite sex, it is an offense!

This double standards towards human beings on our own planet is proposterous.
Wake up people... smell the coffee.... oh i guess u can't cuz u rather have to wake up smellin ur dog/cats peee in ur home! RIDUCULOUS!

One more reason why u shouldn't have pets!

Cheating hubby exposed by parrot

A cheating husband was exposed after his wife's parrot mimicked his voice calling out another woman's name.

Frank Ficker, 50, has now been kicked out of the family home by wife Petra, also 50, after she heard their 12-year-old parrot Hugo impersonating him on the phone to another woman.

Petra, of Freiburg, Germany, said: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank and he could do his voice perfectly.

"Frank asking who's at the door, Frank yelling at our nephews, Frank telling me he loved me. And then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying "Uta, Uta"."

Petra turned the house upside down and found two plane tickets for a weekend break in Paris booked for her husband - and a mystery woman named Uta.

She said: "I kicked him straight out. It's just me and my parrot now."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1623396.html?menu=news.quirkies