Peter: "Ever since I started working, um, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
Dr. Swanson (Michael McShane): "What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
Peter: "Yeah."
Dr. Swanson: "Wow, that's messed up."
(This is basically how I feel 88% of the times during the week)
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Female Temp: "Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
(I just frikkin hate it when anyone at work says that on Monday mornings!!!)------------------
Michael: "P.C. load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
(I get a frikkin "P.C. Paper Load" error everytime i wanna print something even when the papertray is fully loaded!!!)-----------------
Peter: "The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
Bob Porter: "Don't-- Don't care?"
Peter: "It's a problem of motivation, alright. Now, if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see a dime. So where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob. I have eight different bosses right now."
Bob Slydell: "I beg your pardon?"
Peter: "Eight bosses."
Bob Slydell: "Eight?"
Peter: "Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight diffenert people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hasseled. That and the fear losing my job. But you know, Bob, that'll only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
(For me, it is a problem of motivation to work now!! I work my ass off everyday, and I don't see an extra dime handed to me... I don't see even a small % of appreciation from management and mostly I don't see the respect for my professional demands or wants of particular things from Senior Management.... how can I find some motivation after this!!!)
