Retirement Options for LeBron James

Every time i watch a Cleveland Cavs game they keep showin LeBron James biting the shit out of his nails.

He first locates which skin around the nails look good...then he goes for the kill and bites em...takes em out and then chews the crap out of it. He remembers to chew more than 10 times which will help him digest the skin better.
Other times, he shows he doesn’t have nail clippers at home and trims his nails and spits em out.

So honoring his tremendous extra curricular nail biting activity, I found some pics and blog posts where Piston fans have found the best after retirement options for King James.
Enjoy.