PEOPLE WHO WALK TOO FRIKKIN SLOWLY ON A CROWDED STREET!Seriously, whats the deal with that! You live in a frikkin big city where people have shit to do. You walk slowly, u frikkin slow me down... that sets a chain of events which slows down life and BOOM... everyone is late!
Picture this: A young man is trying to get to a date or an executive is trying to get to a meeting .. and is walking to the train station. Just at that time a young couple all full of love for each other r walking hand in hand right in the middle of the frikkin pavement. U can't go in front of them from the left or from the right cuz either people r coming from the other side or some stooopid dog is walking. Now that makes the young intelligent man walk slowly, miss his 1st train and wait for the 2nd one. That means his date is already there and she is waiting. They get together and order food, but now as they r late, they have to wait for a table and then food takes more time. The executive who was goin for his meeting misses the train, is late for his meeting, client is waiting, client goes to pee, young man comes in, he thinks the client is late and in turn both are late for the meeting in each others eyes! NOW because of 2 frikkin people walking slowly, so many people are forced to slow down their life. So much time is wasted!!!
SO AMERICA!!! PLEASE DON'T FALL IN LOVE AND WALK SLOWLY! BE SMART AND GET THINGS DONE FASTER! AND REMEMBER, IF U FIND A GIRL WHO WALKS SLOWLY, GET RID OF HER AND GIMME HER NUMBER!!!!!!
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